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Ludicrous AF Lube

by Muc-Off

Regular price£49.99 Sale price

Ludicrous AF Lube

by Muc-Off

Regular price£49.99 Sale price
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This one’s for the speed freaks. Say hello to the world’s fastest race lube – Ludicrous AF. It's pure drivetrain dynamite!

This badass bottle of liquid magic has been in the works with our lab boffins for over three years. The result is a category-leading piece of exceptional science that marries unrivalled speed with sustainability, through cutting-edge research and innovation.

It’s the F1 car of bike lubes – stripped back to the bare essentials. That means no colouring, no fragrance, no additional corrosion inhibitor, just a unique blend of renewable and readily biodegradable ingredients designed to minimise chain friction and wear, whilst maximising performance in all conditions. This all means one thing – RAW SPEED!

With an ultra-viscous formula that makes its way into every contact point of your chain, smoothness and silence is guaranteed. So when you’re chasing the competition you can shift with the confidence that you’re using the best around.

Developed in secret over a number of years by Muc-Off’s in-house R&D Team, tested with INEOS Grenadiers, EF Education-NIPPO, BMC Pro Triathlon, Canyon//SRAM, plus other professional teams and athletes, Ludicrous AF takes drivetrain performance to a whole new level. Perfected throughout the 2020 Grand Tour season, with multiple podiums and overall wins at the last two Giro d’Italias, you simply won’t find a faster lube!

Calling all hardcore roadies, track racers & triathletes, the game just changed

 

  • Works in temperatures down to -20°C
  • Pipette system for easy application
  • Petroleum-free formula for eco protection
  • Derived from renewable sources
  • Proprietary additives for self-lubricating capabilities
  • 50ml bottle

 

  • The world’s fastest race lube... period
  • Ultra-low coefficient of friction
  • Class-leading low wear on chain components
  • Super stable in all temperatures (unlike waxes)
  • Provides the ultimate performance in both wet and damp or dry and dusty conditions
  • Our highest performing, lowest friction lube used by global professional road, track, triathlon and MTB athletes
  • Continues to improve with chain run-in due to continued surface improvement at a molecular level
  • Outperforms competitor chain lubes and waxes
  • Used throughout 2020 & 2021 Tour de France
  • Biodegradable and sustainable
  • Prolongs the life of your chain
  • Super durable – re-coats friction surfaces
  • Synthetic polymers for long-distance performance
  • Great wear characteristics for incredible durability
  • Low noise formulation
  • Doesn’t wax up

 

  1. Fully degrease drivetrain thoroughly before lube application.
  2. Ensure the drivetrain area is dry. For optimum results, we recommend removing your chain before or after cleaning, and drying it thoroughly in an oven, to ensure all moisture is removed before applying Ludicrous AF.
  3. Shake the bottle vigorously and apply a moderate amount of Ludicrous AF to the inside of each chain link, whilst spinning pedals in a reverse motion. For optimum results, we recommend using an Ultrasonic Tank, to ensure total critical surface coverage.
  4. Apply the night before your race. For optimum results, we recommend allowing as much time as possible for Ludicrous AF to work its magic.
  5. Wipe off excess lube carefully.

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Close all zippers before washing

Wash at max 30°C 

Hand washing with cold water (or gentle wash cycle)Using mild, high quality detergent 

Drip drying in shade, do not machine dry  

Avoiding ironing and bleachThe instructions on your garment’s label

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Avoiding fabric softener.

Our clothing isn’t meant to be dry cleaned and soaking clothing is not ideal 

Storage
Unused sealed sachets should be stored inside the box in a well-ventilated, dry place and protected from moisture, heat and direct sunlight. Can be stored for up to 3 years.

Size

Each sachet contains 30g powder.2 x 30g sachets per carton box.


Makes 2x litres of bike cleaner

100% plastic free packaging

Readily biodegradable ingredients

100% water free

Refill your old bottle and help reduce plastic waste 

92% saving in packaging compared to 2 x 1L bike cleaner

100% environmentally friendly ingredients, including plant based raw materials

Supplied in a compostable sachet and printed with vegetable inks

FSC recycled card box containing 2 x sachets – that makes 2L of bike cleaner 

Safe on all parts and surfaces including carbon fibre

Will not harm seals, cables, disc brake pads or rotors

Alkaline based and free from alcohol, CFCs, EDTA, solvents or acids

Vegan & vegetarian friendlyCruelty free, not tested on animals


Sachet Instructions

1. Grab your empty old bottle of Muc-Off. (You may need a pair of adjustable pliers to remove the trigger from the bottle). Or purchase our Bottle for Life.

2. Fill up to the shoulders of the bottle with 1 litre of lukewarm water for faster formula activation! 

3. Carefully cut one corner of the sachet open along the diagonal cut lines.

4. You can carefully pour the sachet straight into the top of the bottle. Or using the box, fold the inside of the lid together using the printed lines as a guide and use this as a funnel to pour the powder into your bottle. (Please see our video for full instructions on this. 

5. Screw your spray trigger back onto the top of the bottle. Ensure it’s tight!

6. Shake the bottle vigorously for 30-60 seconds to activate the formula. If you notice any undissolved powder simply keep shakin’ it! 

7. Go clean that filthy bike!

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Size Guide

Size Guide

Installation

Installation

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